Ramayan with Facebook twist: RAM changed his Relationship status to married. LAKSHMAN and SITA like this. RAVAN kidnapped Sita. Lankas people like this. RAM commented on RAVANS kidnap of Sita: Dude; your are so dead! HANUMAN likes this comment. HANUMAN burns Ravans Lanka. RAM and SITA like this. RAM commented: […]
Nothing comes free of cost in world including my SMS. So I have decided to charge for my SMS; the price is YOUR SMILE! I hope its paid now.
EK LADKA AXE-EFFECT DEO Lagaa ke nikla. Uske Piche EK BUDHIYA Padh gayi. LADKE ne company se shikayat ki. Manager ne Bataya: Sir aapne Expired Deo lagaya tha!
Ek sharaabi Vivah film dekh kar Ghar aaya aur Biwi se bola TUJHE PEEKAR ME DEKHU. mujhe hak hai. Tu bhi piti hai vodka mujhe shak hai!
Bina jaane kabhi ikarar na kijiye; Muskura kar Dil ko Bekarar na kijiye; Kabhi to Gulab bhi de jata hai jakhm gehra Har gulab pe eitbaar na kijiye.
G hee dosa; O thappa; O nion dosa; D ahi vada; M asala dosa; O mlet tomato; R ava dosa; N oodles; I dly; N escafe; Good Morning With Special Breakfast for YOU.
People say we are crazy when we smile alone with no reason! But; they never know that its the real smile with sweetest reason with someone in thoughts.
A word to say; a word to hear; Even in your absence; I feel you are near; Our relation is strong; hope it goes long. We will remain the same till the life goes on! Happy Valentines Day.
My Valentine; you make me silly; You make my heart beat willy nilly; When I am with you; the world is hazy; My Valentine; you drive me crazy!