Perfect message for Life Time: What ever relation you build up in this world; the only thing remains at last is the loneliness with lots and lots of memories.
Shocking love story: A boy sitting with his Girl Friend he saw a guys photo in her bag and asked: Is he ur X Boy Friend? GF kissd him and said; no thats me before operation.
Movies names in Hyderabadi style! Iron man = istri wala; Bad boys = galeez potte; Bad boys 2 = do galeez potte; Super man = kiraak aadmi; spy kids = jasoos potte; final destination = akhri manzil; die another day = kal marjaa; MUMMY RETURNS = AMMA WAPAS AAGAYI!
One of the best Manmohan Jokes: Anna Sir; You have not eaten anything then what for you need the bill?
The greatest joke of the millennium: Teacher: Where is the CAPITAL of India? Student: In SWISS Bank! Business wise it is TRUE!
Creative slogans for Anna Hazare Campaign; India Against corruption. Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo; chudi pehen kar dance karo! Sonia jiski mummy hai; wo sarkar nikammi hai. ali ka kutta ho; kapil sibbal jaisa ho! Manmohan jiska tau hai; wo sarkar bikau hai! Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya; dekho rahul […]
God created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China; he was exhausted. Then he started COPY; PASTE; COPY; PASTE!
Neeyat kitni bhi aachi ho duniya aapko aapke dikhave se jaanti hai. Aur dikhave kitna bhi aacha ho khuda aapko aapki neeyat se jaanta hai!