MODERN LIFE STYLE: DAUGHTER: Sorry dad; I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. DAD: Its okay; but dont forget next time.
I was born on a pirate ship
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines; and where she shines she sits.
Millions of people wrote Love Letters; But everyone sends the First Love Letter to ME. Think how handsome OR Beautiful I am. Quoted by DUSTBIN.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish; but if you wish the wish the witch wishes; I wont wish the wish you wish to wish.
When I was child; I was afraid to show my report card. Years passed by: now my parents are afraid to see it. I like their improvement!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; Wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Husband throwing knives on his wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received a call from her. Hi; what are you doing Honey? His honest reply; MISSING YOU DEAR.