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Gosh wale Pasha bhai ki ek taang neeli ho gayi. Wo doctor k paas gaye. Doctor: Shaayad zeher phail gaya. Taang kaatni padegi. Kuch din baad operation hua and Pasha bhai ki taang kaat diye. Kuch din baad doosri bhi neeli hogayi. Doctor: Zeher zyada phail gaya hai. Dusri b […]
God: I am pleased with your prayers. Ask me what do you want? Man: I want to lay a road between USA and India. God: That is not possible. Laying road over seas, land and across boundaries of different countries is very difficult. Ask me something else. Man: Please make […]
MODERN LIFE STYLE: DAUGHTER: Sorry dad; I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. DAD: Its okay; but dont forget next time.
Millions of people wrote Love Letters; But everyone sends the First Love Letter to ME. Think how handsome OR Beautiful I am. Quoted by DUSTBIN.
When I was child; I was afraid to show my report card. Years passed by: now my parents are afraid to see it. I like their improvement!
Husband throwing knives on his wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received a call from her. Hi; what are you doing Honey? His honest reply; MISSING YOU DEAR.
I wont be Impressed with Science and technology Until I can download a Zinger Burger and a Chilled Coke.