Divorce Vs. Murder

A nice, calm & respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes & said, “I’d like to buy some cyanide❗
The pharmacist asked? “Why in the world do you need cyanide❓

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband❗

The pharmacist’s eyes?got big & he explained, “Lord have mercy❗I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law. I’ll lose my license❗They’ll throw both of us in jail❗All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not❗You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce”❗

The lady reached into her purse & pulled out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture & said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription”❗❗❗

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