Earlier it was either people were :working: or :not working: now its either people are :not working: or they are :networking:!
Husband: Hi my Love. I Was missing you; so I called How are you darling? Wife: Oh. What about big fight we had five minutes ago? You are not angry? Husband: Oh God I dialled home again!
Q. What did gangsters son tell his dad when he failed in exams? Ans. Dad they questioned me for three hours but I didnt revealed them a single word.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke n fly? WRITTEN ON BIHARIS T-SHIRT
When there is a long Gap Between Engagement and Marriage; Who benefits the Most? Boy? No. Girl? No. It Is the Mobile Company!
Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying; His mom asked him; How do you feel? He replied: It was wonderful; Everyone was clapping for me. Lol.
By all means; marry. If you get a good wife; you will become happy; if you get a bad one; you will become a philosopher.
A deadly PJ. What do you call a group of farmers stuk at one place? KISSAN JAM!!!!! please dont throw your mobile!
LAZINESS is the FATHER of all Bad Habits. But ultimately he is a father and we should respect him! Be Lazy; Think Crazy.