Jack Jill SMS

Jack and Jill are two Funny Characters doing silly and funny things. You will LOL reading each small things they do. Enjoy reading Short MessageS of Jack and Jill and sharing it with your Social Network and Friends. Click the title of SMS to view full SMS with QR code for copying the text to your mobile.

Jack and Jill on Fox

Jill: Why are you watching Fox News since 8 Hrs? Jack: I Wanted to know news about foxes; but no news about foxes so far!

Jack dialed a phone

Jack dialed a phone no. A computerized female voice said. Your Balance is low; please recharge to make a call. Jack: Hmmm. . Let it be; Talking with you is more than enough for me.

Jack went for an Interview

Best joke: Jack went for an Interview. Jack: May I come in sir? Interviewer: Wait please. Jack: 70 kgs sir.

Jack bought a car on loan

Jack bought a car on loan. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car. Jack: If I knew this; I would have taken a loan for my marriage also!

A bird and Jack

A bird shits on a Jack. Jack shouts angrily; DONT YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR? The bird shouted back; Do you shit in Underwear itself!

Principal and Jack

Principal to Jack: Why do you come to school everyday and sit in the class. Jack: Silly question; Just for the Attendance!

Jack prays daily for Two hours

Jack prays daily for Two hours. GOD; make me lucky by winning lottery. After 11 years God appeared and said: My SON atleast take a Lottery ticket and Pray!

Jack went to a party

Jack got an invitation of party. Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only Jack jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha.

Where Jack born

Man: Jack where were U born? Jack: England. Man: Which part? Jack: Hoye part part what doing, whole body Is born in England dude.