Jill: Why are you watching Fox News since 8 Hrs? Jack: I Wanted to know news about foxes; but no news about foxes so far!
Jack dialed a phone no. A computerized female voice said. Your Balance is low; please recharge to make a call. Jack: Hmmm. . Let it be; Talking with you is more than enough for me.
Best joke: Jack went for an Interview. Jack: May I come in sir? Interviewer: Wait please. Jack: 70 kgs sir.
Jack bought a car on loan. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car. Jack: If I knew this; I would have taken a loan for my marriage also!
A bird shits on a Jack. Jack shouts angrily; DONT YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR? The bird shouted back; Do you shit in Underwear itself!
Principal to Jack: Why do you come to school everyday and sit in the class. Jack: Silly question; Just for the Attendance!
Jack prays daily for Two hours. GOD; make me lucky by winning lottery. After 11 years God appeared and said: My SON atleast take a Lottery ticket and Pray!
Jack got an invitation of party. Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only Jack jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha.
Man: Jack where were U born? Jack: England. Man: Which part? Jack: Hoye part part what doing, whole body Is born in England dude.