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why are you heating the knife

Santa: why are you heating the knife? Banta: I want to commit suicide. Santa: but why are you heating knife? Banta: to prevent infection. Lol!


Why two cops in a car patrol

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol? Banta: In case the siren wont work; one of them to scream Wouuuu-Wouuuuu and the other Blue; Red; Blue; Red; Blue; Red.


Santa’s Funny Style question in Bank

Santa shouted in a bank: Did any one lost a bunch of currency notes on which Rubber band was there? Every one lifted their hands saying yes. Lol! Santa: Currency notes may have been taken by someone; I just got this rubber band!


Santas kid and Teacher

Santas Kid: Our teacher has a problem of forgetting dad. Santa: Why? kid: Our teacher wrote RAMAYAN on board and forget. She asks who wrote RAMAYAN?


People think that I am GOD

Santa: people think that I am GOD. Banta: How do you Know? Santa: When ever I go to any place; Every one says. Oh my God; You came again!


Santas Wife fell in a well

Santa: yesterday Night; mY wife feLL down in the WeLL. She got Hurt very MUch; She wAs shouting very much. Banta: hoWs she now? Santa: She musT be wELL now! HEr sound iS not comINg now.


Santa wants Banta to water plants in Rain

Santa: Go and water the plants. Banta: Its already raining. Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.


Dog under Santa’s Car

One dog was sitting under the santa car. Santa: what are you doing under my car. Dont try to become an engineer.


Santa calls Banta

Santa calls Banta and asks How long does it take to fly to USA? Just a sec; comes an answer as Banta was busy. Thank you says the Santa and hangs up!