Santa: why are you heating the knife? Banta: I want to commit suicide. Santa: but why are you heating knife? Banta: to prevent infection. Lol!
Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol? Banta: In case the siren wont work; one of them to scream Wouuuu-Wouuuuu and the other Blue; Red; Blue; Red; Blue; Red.
Santa shouted in a bank: Did any one lost a bunch of currency notes on which Rubber band was there? Every one lifted their hands saying yes. Lol! Santa: Currency notes may have been taken by someone; I just got this rubber band!
Santas Kid: Our teacher has a problem of forgetting dad. Santa: Why? kid: Our teacher wrote RAMAYAN on board and forget. She asks who wrote RAMAYAN?
Santa: people think that I am GOD. Banta: How do you Know? Santa: When ever I go to any place; Every one says. Oh my God; You came again!
Santa: yesterday Night; mY wife feLL down in the WeLL. She got Hurt very MUch; She wAs shouting very much. Banta: hoWs she now? Santa: She musT be wELL now! HEr sound iS not comINg now.
Santa: Go and water the plants. Banta: Its already raining. Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
One dog was sitting under the santa car. Santa: what are you doing under my car. Dont try to become an engineer.
Santa calls Banta and asks How long does it take to fly to USA? Just a sec; comes an answer as Banta was busy. Thank you says the Santa and hangs up!