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If Columbus had a GirlFriend

If Columbus had a GirlFriend; He might have never Discovered AMERICA because GF: Where are you Going? With Whom? How are you Going? To discover what? Why only you? What Should I do when you are Gone? Can I come with you? When will you be Back? Where will you […]

Roses for Girl friend

One day a Boys Girlfriend was approaching. The boy was not in the city so he ordered 24 red roses for her girlfriend and called her up; Dear I have sent you as many roses as of your Age is going to be on the birthday! While delivering florist thought; […]


GIRLS; GIRLS; GIRLS; If you praise them; they think you are lying; If you dont; You are good for nothing. If they talk; they want you to listen; If you listen; they want you to talk. if you touch them; You are not a gentle man; If you dont; you […]

Essay on duck

Essay on duck: I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbor uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhi ji. He was a good person. He had one stick. Stick swim in water. Duck also swim in water. Duck take bath […]

How to Make a Girl Happy

How to Make a Girl Happy? Its not at all difficult to make a girl happy. A guy ONLY needs to be: 1. A friend 2.companion 3.lover 4.chef 5.electrician 6.carpntr 7.plumbr 8.mechanic 9.decoratr 10.stylist 11.drivr 12.gyncologist 13.psycologist 14.pest exterminator . . 39.courageous 40.determined 41.true 42.dependable 43.passionate 44.compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: […]

Funny letter by a Gaon Lady

Gaon me ek lady ko letter likhna tha apne husband ko. Par wo janti nahi thi ke fullstops kaha lagana hai. Isliye jaha mann me aaya wahi laga deti thi. Letter: Mere pyare; mera pranam apke charno me. Apne abi tak chithi nai likhi meri saheli ko. nokri mil gayi […]


How will an ELECTRONICS ENGINEER write a LOVE LETTER? Dear, I need you to AMPLIFY my happiness and RECTIFY my sadness. Without you i am like a CIRCUIT without POWER SUPPLY. My Love towards you is increasing like electricity through a DIODE connected in FORWARD BIAS but your response is […]

Hyderabadis Reaction on Road

Hyderabadis; road pe takkar hote hote bache to kaise react karte hai? 1. Andha hai kya re? 2. Kaan ghusara re bhai? 3. Dekh ke chalao chichcha. . . 4. Bhot jaldi me dikhre! bawa ki shadi mein jara kya re? 5. Haaran maar na re haule! 6. Arey yaro […]

After Engagement and Marriage

AFTER ENGAGEMENT: HE: I waited so long for this. SHE: Do you want me to leave? HE: No. never! SHE: Do you love me? HE: Yes I did; I am doing and I will do. SHE: Did you ever cheat me? HE: I would rather die than do it. SHE: […]