On the eve of Kabali Release


On the eve of Kabali release shortly Rajni kanth is back….

All new series on Rajnikanth:
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Rajnikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan ‘via Bluetooth’!
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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass
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Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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Intel’s new ad: “Rajnikanth Inside”
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajnikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJNIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was thrown by Rajnikanth!
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Rajnikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Only Rajnikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajnikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!

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