There are three Kinds of Men: INDIAN Has Wife and Girl Friend but Loves wife the most. AMERICAN Has wife and Girl Friend but Loves Girl Friend the most. ARAB Has 14 Wife and 9 Girl Friend but Loves his CAMEL the most!
Balayya: You cheated me. Shopkeeper: How? Balayya: You said this is American made Radio. But wen I put it on; it always says All India Radio.
Once there was a mirror which used to kill liars. A French: I think I hate kissing; = Killed! American: I think I love Iraq; = Killed! Jack: I think; = Killed!
Circuit: Bhai; American Rastrapati Kaha Rehte Hain? Munna Bhai: DHOBIGHAT Pe Circuit: Dhobighat Bole To? Munna Bhai: English Me Bole To WASHING TOWN!
Bin ladens son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him I HAVE 4 APPLES, HOW CAN I SHARE IT AMONG 5 CHILDREN Bin ladens son: KILL the 5th child. Jeehad!
Got it. mil gaya sala harami kutta kamina. HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN was the first to invent THE EXAMS . . . 4WARD 2 all students. . . ! ! ! !
Prove that 2/10=2 Japanese student: Wrong question Pakistan student: No Way American student: Its strange; how is it possible? Indian: Two/Ten=wo/en T with T cancel. w= 23rd letter; o= 15th letter; e= 5th letter; n= 14th letter; So=23+15/5+14=38/19=2 Dedicated 2 all Indian students.
I was raised to speak out about politics and the world around me. I would do it whether I was in the public or not. It is the way I was taught. The American way. by Judy Collins
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country — and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians. by Charles Krauthammer