A man asks a Trainer in the gym: I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? Trainer Replies: ATM Machine.
Height of customer care Swiss bank is thinking of opening an ATM at Tihar jail.
ATM me ek Sardar dusre sardar k peeche khada hass raha tha. pehla sardar: Ha Ha; maine tera password dekhliya dusra sardar: kya hai? pehla sardar: 4 taare **** dusra sardar: Ha Ha; galat; mera password tho 1212 hai!
Can u giv me Rs.2000? I Wil return it on thursday !.Need urgently! Help me plz. I know u hav money. Sardarji talking with ATM machine