Santa shouted in a bank: Did any one lost a bunch of currency notes on which Rubber band was there? Every one lifted their hands saying yes. Lol! Santa: Currency notes may have been taken by someone; I just got this rubber band!
Sardar ne ek car li Loan pe. Loan chuka nahi pane se Bank wale Car utha le gaye. Sardar Rote hue: Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le k karta.
In The Universal Bank of God; God stores his blessings and deposited 365 days full of love; faith and happiness for you So; Enjoy spending; Happy New Year.