banta

18 posts

Why two cops in a car patrol

[qrcodetag]Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol? Banta: In case the siren wont work; one of them to scream Wouuuu-Wouuuuu and the other Blue; Red; Blue; Red; Blue; Red.[/qrcodetag] Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol? Banta: In case the siren wont […]

People think that I am GOD

[qrcodetag]Santa: people think that I am GOD. Banta: How do you Know? Santa: When ever I go to any place; Every one says. Oh my God; You came again![/qrcodetag] Santa: people think that I am GOD. Banta: How do you Know? Santa: When ever I go to any place; Every […]

Santas Wife fell in a well

[qrcodetag]Santa: yesterday Night; mY wife feLL down in the WeLL. She got Hurt very MUch; She wAs shouting very much. Banta: hoWs she now? Santa: She musT be wELL now! HEr sound iS not comINg now.[/qrcodetag] Santa: yesterday Night; mY wife feLL down in the WeLL. She got Hurt very […]

Santa wants Banta to water plants in Rain

[qrcodetag]Santa: Go and water the plants. Banta: Its already raining. Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.[/qrcodetag] Santa: Go and water the plants. Banta: Its already raining. Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Santa calls Banta

[qrcodetag]Santa calls Banta and asks How long does it take to fly to USA? Just a sec; comes an answer as Banta was busy. Thank you says the Santa and hangs up![/qrcodetag] Santa calls Banta and asks How long does it take to fly to USA? Just a sec; comes […]

Santa explaining Banta

[qrcodetag]Santa: Women live a better; longer and peaceful life as compared to men. Banta: Why? Santa: Women dont have a wife![/qrcodetag] Santa: Women live a better; longer and peaceful life as compared to men. Banta: Why? Santa: Women dont have a wife!