Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol? Banta: In case the siren wont work; one of them to scream Wouuuu-Wouuuuu and the other Blue; Red; Blue; Red; Blue; Red.
Santa: people think that I am GOD. Banta: How do you Know? Santa: When ever I go to any place; Every one says. Oh my God; You came again!
Santa: yesterday Night; mY wife feLL down in the WeLL. She got Hurt very MUch; She wAs shouting very much. Banta: hoWs she now? Santa: She musT be wELL now! HEr sound iS not comINg now.
Santa: Go and water the plants. Banta: Its already raining. Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Santa calls Banta and asks How long does it take to fly to USA? Just a sec; comes an answer as Banta was busy. Thank you says the Santa and hangs up!
Santa: Women live a better; longer and peaceful life as compared to men. Banta: Why? Santa: Women dont have a wife!
Banta to Santa: Santa; petrol tank is now empty; Car cannot go forward now. Santa: No Worries; Take the car backwards where we came from!
Santa: I have invented a new computer which behaves like a human being. Banta: Really! Can you show me in what way? Santa: whenever it makes a mistake; it blames other computers.
A person tells: SANTA your son died! Hearing dis SARDAR jumped from 50th floor; at 35th floor he realize: I have no son! AT 20th floor he realize: I am unmarried! and AT 3rd floor: Shit! I am BANTA!