A Mind Blowing Funny Fact: No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc Royal Enfields any 1000cc Bike. It cannot overtake a beautiful girl on 80cc Scooty.
CM Kiran: Naa kottha illu choosava enthundo? Oka room nundi vere room ki vellal ante bike kavali! Jagan: Repu naa guest house ki ra kodaka; room marithe roaming paduthundhi..!! Rahul Gandhi: Pichii na ______ naa intiki randi; room marithe Time zone maruthundhi. HEIGHTS OF CORRUPTION IN INDIA.
Boy asked his father for a bike. Dad: why did god give you two legs? Boy: one to change gear and other to apply break! Youngster rock. Parents shock!
Only 835 girls are left for every 1000 Boys. Save Girls. We can save Tigers later. Back of Bike or beside the corner seat of theater you need a tiger or a girl?
Items in Boys Room Before Marriage: Perfumes,; Love Letters; Bike Key; Laptop; N70; Iphone; Lee Jeans and Peter England Shirts. After marriage: Vicks Action 500; Loan Papers; Unpaid Bills; Nokia1100; RTC Bus Tickets; So Enjoy Each Moment of Bachelor Life.