Mr.BEAN puts his pencil into a horlicks bottle. Why? To make the pencil taller; stronger and sharper! He is so intelligent like YOU!
A drinker was lying on a road side. Police Man: Why did you drank so much? Drinker: I could not avoid it. Police man: Why you could not avoid it! Drinker: I lost the cap of the Bottle.
Cant believe the teenagers nowadays? i was in temple; when a guy next 2 me lit a cigarette from d Aarti! i was so shocked; i almost dropped my beer bottle.