Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Jack:That is great, I will take two of them:p
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Santa: I have invented a new computer which behaves like a human being. Banta: Really! Can you show me in what way? Santa: whenever it makes a mistake; it blames other computers.
Corruption has spread to every corner of WORLD; Even the Computer says. .Some Files are Corrupted!
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Its a very important for Computer Engineers who sits in front of screen whole day. Take a break of at least 10 Minutes every 60 to 90 minutes and look away from your computer screen. Doing some light exercise is much better.
Jack joined a new job. First day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Jack: Keyboard alphabets were not in order; so I made it alright!
Jack in a Computer exam. Examiner asked; Wat is Microsoft Excel? Jack: . . . . . . . . . . . Confidently; . . . . . . . . . . . . . It is like Surf Excel to clean Computer!
Balakrishna in a computer exam teacher asked. Wat is Microsoft Excel? Balakrishna; It is similar to surf excel to clean computer.