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Customer: Waiter; theres a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do; call a lifeguard?
Customer: Waiter; whats the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I would not know sir; I am a waiter; not a fortune teller.
Customer: Waiter; this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why arent you laughing?
Customer: Waiter; is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter: Cant you tell the difference by taste? Customer: No; I cant. Waiter: Then does it really matter?
Customer: Waiter; do you serve crabs? Waiter: Please sit down sir; we serve everyone.
Pharmacist to customer: To buy anti depression pills; Sir you need a proper prescription. Simply showing a picture of your wife is not enough!
Jack selling parachute. You Can Jump from plane and press button and you can land safely. Customer Jill: If parachute does not open? Jack: I will give the money back!
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.