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Hello! My name is SMS: Mental people read me; Owl forwards me; Donkey deletes me; and Monkey saves me. Now come the real fun! Tell me what you will do?
Father: What happened about your results? It came? Son: That Pricipals Son got failed! Father: Donkey; what about your result? Son: Are you a scientist that I get Pass?
Sweet insult! One boy falls near a donkey; a beautiful girl sees this n says: enti mee anna kaalu mokkutunnava? Boy says Avunu VADINA!
You are as big boned as father Christmas Claus; you are as stupid as a donkey; you are as shit in bed as a camel; but your still the right person for me! Merry Christmas!