Dont rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door; so by the time you start to fall; you know that your feeling is for sure.
Jack standing near door. Jill: Why are you standing here? Jack: I am going to hunt a lion. Jill: then go? Jack: How can i go? Dog is standing and barking outside.
Written just on the Doctor’s Door: Specialist in Women and other Diseases.
Why did Jack keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from key hole.
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. Banta asks Why are you standing at the door? Santa: Idiot; I am giving entrance test; dont disturb please.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that Banta might watch him from the key hole.
A very funny quote COME LIKE A RACER; SIT LIKE A YOGI and GO LIKE A KING! Whats funny? The slogan was written on a toilet door!
When a store is open 24 hours a day; 7 days a week; and 365 days a year; why is there a lock on the door?
Har raat ke chand par hai noor aapse. Har subha ki oas ko hai guroor aapse. Hum kehna to nahi chahte par mar jayenge reh kar door aapse.