Rajnikanth started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is. Rajnikants Medical College of Engineering for Commerce.
Engineering Friend to a friend: Making a relation is very simple but keeping it is very difficult. If I fail anytime; give me grace marks and promote me because I dont want to lose you.
An Engineering student: Sir; We have made a nice thing with which we can see things out of the wall! Sir: Wow! What and how did you made? Student: A HOLE!
Two Engineering Student while reading in night. 1st: Whats the time? 2nd: Takes a piece of stone and hits on neighbors house. A lady shouts: Mental people; Atleast now you sleep; its 3 o clock.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree; I have got knowledge; I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.