A small boy found a tear in her girlfriend eye; So he hugged her. Still girl continued to cry. Boy asked Why? Girl: If 4 Every Tear I Get A Hug From you;Then I Would Cry forever!
Sardars GirlFriend: Gud news; Meri MAA ko aap bahut pasand aye. Sardar ;after a very deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaaye. SHAADI to main tujse hi karunga.