HEIGHT OF FINANCIAL CRISIS : Siddharth and Vijay Mallya posing Nude for their Kingfisher Calender 2013!
Whats the Height of hope? It is Sitting in the Exam Hall; Holding the Question Paper in Hand and Telling Yourself. Dude; Dont Worry Exams will get Postponed!
India leads in corruption; And rich make all proliferation; We reach upto great height; Where the innocents have to fight; The sensible are made ash; While the devilz play with cash. Lets get unite and fight against then celebrate Republic Day.
Height of overstudy: A guy went to a hotel; he wanted to ask for the menu; but forgot what it was called. So he said; Waiter; SYLLABUS please.
Height of commitment: Jack leaves the exam just after 5 Min. it started. Jill: Dont you know answers in the paper? Jack: Thats not the matter. I have to get ready for tomorrows paper.
Morning has a great meaning. Every mrng the SUN says “Wake up like me” SKY says “Aim my height” WIND says “Refresh like me”.GUD MRNG HAVE A NICE DAY
Height of customer care Swiss bank is thinking of opening an ATM at Tihar jail.
Height of HONESTY in Examination hall: Sitting in an examination hall; opening a chit; memorizing the answer and then writing it without seeing.
Height of jealousy: On hearing about a place called Santacruz in Mumbai. Banta is now in search of a place called Bantacruz!