Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.
A road to a friend’s house is never long.
Love definition by a 35 year old woman: Love is when he cleans the house seeing me tired.
CM Kiran: Naa kottha illu choosava enthundo? Oka room nundi vere room ki vellal ante bike kavali! Jagan: Repu naa guest house ki ra kodaka; room marithe roaming paduthundhi..!! Rahul Gandhi: Pichii na ______ naa intiki randi; room marithe Time zone maruthundhi. HEIGHTS OF CORRUPTION IN INDIA.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
BOY: After Marriage I hope you will not ask for another house? GIRL: No Not at all. Just give another house to your mother.
Impressive lines which always inspires: You will get the Goal for sure; at least by wandering; Astray are those who did not came out of their house.
Do you know what sign does Rajnikant s Dog house has on it? It says Be aware of Owner.
Two Engineering Student while reading in night. 1st: Whats the time? 2nd: Takes a piece of stone and hits on neighbors house. A lady shouts: Mental people; Atleast now you sleep; its 3 o clock.