After his Divorce a husband came out of the court jumping, dancing, singing ? His friend asked him why he was so happy. He replied “Court has said to pay my wife half of my salary.” Friend asked “Why are you happy?” He said “From now on I can have […]
God: I am pleased with your prayers. Ask me what do you want? Man: I want to lay a road between USA and India. God: That is not possible. Laying road over seas, land and across boundaries of different countries is very difficult. Ask me something else. Man: Please make […]
Love Your Husband Because The last one is the best 😉
Husband throwing knives on his wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received a call from her. Hi; what are you doing Honey? His honest reply; MISSING YOU DEAR.
Husband: Hi my Love. I Was missing you; so I called How are you darling? Wife: Oh. What about big fight we had five minutes ago? You are not angry? Husband: Oh God I dialled home again!