Teacher Told All Students in the Class to Write an Essay On IPL Cricket Match of any team. All Were Busy Writing; some on Deccan Chargers; Some on Knight Riders; Etc. Except one Sardarji Santa. He Just Wrote DUE TO HEAVY RAIN; NO MATCH!
In A Cricket Ground during IPL match. Security: Cricket Match Is Over Now; Why are you Still Sitting? Santa: Oye Yaar. I am waiting for Highlights!
Aaj Desh ki yehi hai Pukar; Band karo ye Bhrashtachaar. Umar 78 aur Anshan 80 Ghante. Support Anna Hazare. IPL Desh Nahi Chalayega.