A bird and Jack

A bird shits on a Jack. Jack shouts angrily; DONT YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR? The bird shouted back; Do you shit in Underwear itself!

Principal and Jack

Principal to Jack: Why do you come to school everyday and sit in the class. Jack: Silly question; Just for the Attendance!

Jack prays daily for Two hours

Jack prays daily for Two hours. GOD; make me lucky by winning lottery. After 11 years God appeared and said: My SON atleast take a Lottery ticket and Pray!

Jack for hunting Lion

Jack standing near door. Jill: Why are you standing here? Jack: I am going to hunt a lion. Jill: then go? Jack: How can i go? Dog is standing and barking outside.

Why did Jack keep the door

Why did Jack keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from key hole.

I was born on April Fools Day

Jack to Jill: I was born on April Fools Day; guess what happened the joke was on my parents!

Jack got into a bus

Jack got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave 2 Dollars and took the ticket and said April fool. I already have a pass.

Height of commitment

Height of commitment: Jack leaves the exam just after 5 Min. it started. Jill: Dont you know answers in the paper? Jack: Thats not the matter. I have to get ready for tomorrows paper.

Jacks son filling an Application

Jacks son was filling a Application form. Son: Father; What should I fill in mother tongue? Jack: Write; very long and uncontrollable.