A bird shits on a Jack. Jack shouts angrily; DONT YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR? The bird shouted back; Do you shit in Underwear itself!
Principal to Jack: Why do you come to school everyday and sit in the class. Jack: Silly question; Just for the Attendance!
Jack prays daily for Two hours. GOD; make me lucky by winning lottery. After 11 years God appeared and said: My SON atleast take a Lottery ticket and Pray!
Jack standing near door. Jill: Why are you standing here? Jack: I am going to hunt a lion. Jill: then go? Jack: How can i go? Dog is standing and barking outside.
Why did Jack keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from key hole.
Jack to Jill: I was born on April Fools Day; guess what happened the joke was on my parents!
Jack got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave 2 Dollars and took the ticket and said April fool. I already have a pass.
Height of commitment: Jack leaves the exam just after 5 Min. it started. Jill: Dont you know answers in the paper? Jack: Thats not the matter. I have to get ready for tomorrows paper.
Jacks son was filling a Application form. Son: Father; What should I fill in mother tongue? Jack: Write; very long and uncontrollable.