Jack standing near door. Jill: Why are you standing here? Jack: I am going to hunt a lion. Jill: then go? Jack: How can i go? Dog is standing and barking outside.
Jack to Jill: I was born on April Fools Day; guess what happened the joke was on my parents!
Height of commitment: Jack leaves the exam just after 5 Min. it started. Jill: Dont you know answers in the paper? Jack: Thats not the matter. I have to get ready for tomorrows paper.
Salesman Jill: Sir; Do you need Cockroach powder? Jack: No; We dont love our cockroaches so much. Today if we give them Powder; tomorrow they will ask Deodorant.
Jack: How many great men are born in our city?? Jill: None; only babies were born.
Jack: Can I go to toilet its emergency please. Teacher Jill: First you say A to Z. Jack: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQRSUVWXZ. Jill: wheres letters P O T Y. Jack: Its running down my leg. Hehe
Jill: What is skeleton? Jack: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it!
Jill: Do you know that in paradise you cant stay with your wife. Jack: Its right. Jill: Why? Jack: Oh my dear mental wife; thats the reason why it is called paradise!
Jack was writing something very slowly. Jill asked: Why are you writing so slowly? Jack: I am writing to my six year old son; he cant read very fast.