In a Laundry: Ladies, Leave your clothes here and then spend the afternoon having a good time!
In a Lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Lovers decided to commit Suicide. Boy jumped first..:| Girl did not jump:-/ . . . . .From that day started the concept of. . . . . . . . . .Ladies First.. 🙂
Men understand men better. Example: Man: I want to buy a ladies watch. Shopkeeper: Is it for your wife? or shall I show a expensive one. 😛
Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time. . .they are gone.
A Man: Men are intelligent than ladies. Lady: Any prrof? Man: You always say intelliGENTS. But you never say intelliLADIES.