What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day? . . . . . . Jaswanti
Lady on telephone: Hello Sir; I want to meet and talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids. Man stunned; Oh my God! Are you Priya? No; Anju? No; Parul? No; Jassi? No; Lady in confusion. . . No sir I am the class teacher of […]
Beggar ordering Pizza on Telephone: Hello; Pizza hut?? Operator: Yes. Beggar: 6 Large pizzas and 3 Pepsi. Operator: On whose name shall I send this sir? Beggar: Send on Gods name Lady.
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No; it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Dont try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam I am afraid its too heavy.
India is having the hardest time as its running by THE WORST GOVERNMENT. The police had entered Ramlila Grounds at night 1 AM to arrest Ramdev Ji. Why didnt they come in Morning? Why dont they say; Yes they will bring back the black money? Instead they are stopping these […]
An old Lady gave the bus Driver peanuts to eat. This happened for several Times. The driver said why have you givn me such wonderful peanuts to eat? why dont you eat them yourself? Tha Lady replied I dont have teeth to munch them Driver:Then why you bout them? Old […]
Gaon me ek lady ko letter likhna tha apne husband ko. Par wo janti nahi thi ke fullstops kaha lagana hai. Isliye jaha mann me aaya wahi laga deti thi. Letter: Mere pyare; mera pranam apke charno me. Apne abi tak chithi nai likhi meri saheli ko. nokri mil gayi […]
Figure Conscious Lady Beggar: Hello Please give me 1 buck; I have not eaten from three days. Man: Three days! What will you with only 1 buck then? Lady Beggar: I will check my weight; How much I got reduced.
The willingness to listen; the patience to understand; the strength to support; the heart to care; that is the beauty of a lady!