The LONGEST 5 minutes in the WORLD is the LAST 5 minutes of a LECTURE! While the SHORTEST 5 minutes is the snooze after the alarm ring.
WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university while Lecturers teach: How to yawn without opening mouth; How to sleep with eyes open; How to believe that this lecture will end soon; How to control our anger for lecturer!
Redefined definitions:1.LOVE:Temporary illness curable by mariage wid sum oter boy or girl. 2.BOSS:Sum1 who is early wen u r late and late wen u r early.3.CIGARETTE:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper wid fire at 1 end and a fool at the other.4.DIVORCE:Future tense of marriage.5.LECTURE:The art of transforming a […]