WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university while Lecturers teach: How to yawn without opening mouth; How to sleep with eyes open; How to believe that this lecture will end soon; How to control our anger for lecturer!
Lecturer: All students must try to get abv 95% student: No sir we will try for 100% lecturer: R U joking? Student: Nee yabba evadu bey first joke chesindi!
Why is a LECTURER greater as compared to a MOTHER? BCOZ a mother can put only 1 child to sleep but a lecturer can put whole class to sleep