Dear Human; You get mad when I wake you up; and you also get mad when I dont wake you. Sincerely; Confused Alarm Clock.
Dont ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Dont be mad; I will be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Jack: When I get mad at you; you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Jill: I clean the toilet. Jack: How does that help? Jill: I use your toothbrush.