MODERN LIFE STYLE: DAUGHTER: Sorry dad; I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. DAD: Its okay; but dont forget next time.
I will Always remember the day I married you; Without you my Love; My Beauty; I Don’t know what I would Do; your loving and thoughtful just to mention Two; I adore your Sweet Smile it makes Me Want You.
There are many brave people who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose ARMY and others get MARRIED.
Two married women discussing: First: Widows are better than us. Second: How? First: At least they know where their Husbands are!
An advice to a friend is to get Married. If you find a Good Wife you will be Happy; If not you will become a Philosopher.
IIT Maths x married z twice his age; left her and now dates y half his age. How old is x? Students wrote: dont know; but x surely is Saif Ali Khan.
Height of misunderstanding: A newly married girl passed B.Ed exam with 1st class. Her husband sent a message to her father. your daughter is 1st class in Bed.
Who is a True Indian according to National Pledge? Rajiv Gandhi. Bcoz; He said; All Indians are my Brothers and Sisters; and finally he Married a Foreigner.
Jack: I got married because I was tired of cooking; cleaning home and washing clothes. Jill: Amazing; I got divorce for the same reason.