Rajnikanth started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is. Rajnikants Medical College of Engineering for Commerce.
Jack: If I climb the wall; then I would see the Engineering College Girls! Jill: Then you leave hands of the wall; you can then see Medical College girls!
Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case Ive treated.The others all died.