Badnam Ande Waala Aisa naam rakhne ka soch bhi kaise sakte hain!
naam
Mahavir jinka naam hai; Palithana jinka dham hai; Ahinsa jinka nara hai; Aise thirshla nandan ko lakh pranam hamara hai. Mahavir Jayanti ki Shubhkaamnaayen
Na Mandir; Na Bhagwaan; Na Pooja; Na Snaan; Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam; ek pyaara sa SMS apne dost ke naam.
Santa: Aaj meri bakri ne anda diya! Banta: Bakri kab se anda dene lagi bey! Santa: hum V.I.P log hai; Hmne apne murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai!
Har Jagah Ek Tufaan Sa Aya Hai. Har Ek Ki zuban Pe VISHAL Ka Naam Chaya hai. Jab Bhi Msg Tone Bajti Hai. Sab Bolte Hai Ye Lo phr KING OF HYDERABAD ka msg AYA hai!
History teacher asked: Kalidas ka ek bhai tha jo jutey banata tha uska naam batao? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Santa replied after thinking a lot: Adidas
Peene do sari abhi raat baki hai; unke naam ka ek or jaam baki hai; jana hai maikhane se aaj mujhe ladkhadate hue; peene do abhi kadmo me thodi si jaan baki hai.
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye