Santa: God; if you give me 100 rupees; I will share 50 rupees with my best friend banta! :After waliking some distance; he finds a 50 rupee note: Santa: Shame on you God; you dont even trust me a little? You have already given the share to Banta!
Best suicide note written by a girl 2 a boy who never acceptd his luv. D only way for me 2 be wid u is in my dreams. So for u im sleeping forever.