An old Lady gave the bus Driver peanuts to eat. This happened for several Times. The driver said why have you givn me such wonderful peanuts to eat? why dont you eat them yourself? Tha Lady replied I dont have teeth to munch them Driver:Then why you bout them? Old […]
Constable: sir we have caught a truck full of wine and alcohol. Jack:inspector: thats good; now catch two more trucks full of SODA and PEANUTS.