Traffic Police took out the Challan Book and asked: What is your name? Boy: Trikulavaty Thekeparambli KUttavilampi Jollumutti Swami! Police: Closed the Book; and said; Its okay Drive Safely; Go.
Creative slogans for Anna Hazare Campaign; India Against corruption. Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo; chudi pehen kar dance karo! Sonia jiski mummy hai; wo sarkar nikammi hai. ali ka kutta ho; kapil sibbal jaisa ho! Manmohan jiska tau hai; wo sarkar bikau hai! Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya; dekho rahul […]
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
1st thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
India is having the hardest time as its running by THE WORST GOVERNMENT. The police had entered Ramlila Grounds at night 1 AM to arrest Ramdev Ji. Why didnt they come in Morning? Why dont they say; Yes they will bring back the black money? Instead they are stopping these […]
Police descend on Ramlila grounds where Ramdev Ji and movement supporters were on Hunger Strike. People now wake up; see the real colors of our Government; How they are are. They clearly shows they dont want to bring Black Money and not supporting. Get united; Its the time for fight […]
SITUATION OF BOYS: TITANIC: Jack died; Rosy escape. DEVDAS: Shahruk died; Aishwarya escape. TAJMAHAL: Ajay was killed; Pooja Gandhi escape. Last but; not least Nityananda caught by police. Ranjitha escape. MORAL: Girls are always on safer side! Wake up guys. . . wake up. . . .
Three ways to catch a Tiger. 1 Newtons law: Allow d tiger to catch u; then u catch the Tiger. 2 Veerappans law: Kidnap tigers wife and ask the Tiger to Surrender. 3 Police Method: Catch a Cat n Beat it until it agrees that its a TIGER!
Jack: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the Christmas cake I made. Jill: Whom should I call now; Police or Ambulance?