The LONGEST 5 minutes in the WORLD is the LAST 5 minutes of a LECTURE! While the SHORTEST 5 minutes is the snooze after the alarm ring.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar an England on 27 August in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
Worlds shortest jokes: 1. 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2. 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3. Girl Friend pays d bill.! Need more? The ultimate one; U r beautiful.