Q. What did gangsters son tell his dad when he failed in exams? Ans. Dad they questioned me for three hours but I didnt revealed them a single word.
Jack prays daily for Two hours. GOD; make me lucky by winning lottery. After 11 years God appeared and said: My SON atleast take a Lottery ticket and Pray!
I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar. By Brian Lara; West Indies
Lady on telephone: Hello Sir; I want to meet and talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids. Man stunned; Oh my God! Are you Priya? No; Anju? No; Parul? No; Jassi? No; Lady in confusion. . . No sir I am the class teacher of […]
A person tells: SANTA your son died! Hearing dis SARDAR jumped from 50th floor; at 35th floor he realize: I have no son! AT 20th floor he realize: I am unmarried! and AT 3rd floor: Shit! I am BANTA!
SON 2 HIS DAD: One boy is taunting me by saying GAY in classroom. DAD: Why dint you beat or kicked him? SON:I cant dad. HE IS SO CUTE.
Bill gates gave Rs.50 tip to the waiter. Waiter: Sir; Yesterday your son gave 500 bucks and you are giving only 50 bucks? Bill gates: Hes a son of a millionaire and I am a son of FARMER!
An ACP Went to Shop and Bought FOUR Diode for His Son. Soon He Became a DCP How? Think! Because; Four Diode acts as a RECTIFIER; Which Converts AC To DC.
What a cute demand by a kid! A kid was beaten up by his mom! Dad came and asked. What happened son? Kid: I just cant adjust with your wife. I want my own wife!