2012 modern break up: Girl: I am breaking up wth u
Boy: Baby are you jealous? Girl Friend: No. Boy: Baby are you jealous? Gf: No. Boy: Baby are you jealous? Gf: I already told you; No! Boy: Baby can I get a kiss? Gf: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK! 😛
Facebook status addict: Once a guy updated his status: I am going to sleep shirtless tonight. After some time: 188 Mosquitoes liked his status and received 2000 Mosquitoes Friendship requests!
Tension on facebook: Obama updates his fb status LADEN IS KILLED; JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE. after sum time he gets notficason. Osama Bin Laden Likes your status!
Its the last time we wish each other All THE BEST. Its the last time we ask each other which units to prefer; Its the last time we inquire whats your status; Its the last time we all sit together in an examination hall; we miss all those moments for […]
Maalkin: Tum teen din kaam par nahi aayi? Kaamwaali: Memsaab maine to facebook status update kiya tha gaon jaa rahi hun! Saab ne comment bhi kiya; Come soon honey!
SINGLE is not a status: Its A Word That Best Describes A Person Who Is Strong Enough To Live n Enjoy his Life Without Depending On Others!