Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Mom and dad were fighting. Teacher: They were fighting! so why are you late? Student: One shoe was with dad and the other was with mom!
Height of flirting. Teacher: Where is your Assignment? book? Student: Mam; I lost it While fighting with students who said that you are not the most beautiful teacher in this school.
Kolaveri di student version: Hand-lo book-u; book-lo stuff-u; eyes-u full of tear-u. Empty mind-u; Exam com-u; life-u reverce gear-u. God i am dying-u now-u; professor is happy how-u. This song-u pass stdnts-u; we dont have choice-u.
Teacher: There is a frog; Ship is sinking; Potatoes Rs6/Kg. Then wat is my age? Student: 32years Teacher: How Student: Well; My sister is 16 and she is half mad.
Principal: I tried your number so many times; it said switched off! STUDENT: ya.. its my Caller TUNE! Principal shock! Students rocks!
Define college student. A college student is not the one who reads the book before exam! But; the one who writes a new book during the exam!
Logical Question: If one teacher cant teach all the subjects then how can you possibly expect one student to learn all of them?
An Engineering student: Sir; We have made a nice thing with which we can see things out of the wall! Sir: Wow! What and how did you made? Student: A HOLE!
Whch is the most funniest moment in student life: When we have no idea what to write in the exam and the invigilator comes and says. Put your answer sheet in the middle; the boy sitting at your back is seeing!