Height of flirting. Teacher: Where is your Assignment? book? Student: Mam; I lost it While fighting with students who said that you are not the most beautiful teacher in this school.
Rajnikanth started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is. Rajnikants Medical College of Engineering for Commerce.
KANTRI gadini RAMUDU ga marchagalavaa? M.SC Students: thats impossible. M.B.A students: chala kastam B.Tech Students:enno chusam tokkalodi idi cheyyalema? kantri=kam+tri =come+three = ra+3 =ra+mudu =RAMUDU dimma tirigi mind block iyndi kaduu thats b.tech. we rock!!
Most things good for writing are bad for life. May your life be not very good material; is a blessing I offer students. By Lorrie Moore
IIT Maths x married z twice his age; left her and now dates y half his age. How old is x? Students wrote: dont know; but x surely is Saif Ali Khan.
1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead body. The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor. The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED REGARDING ANYTHING about BODY; e.g. He inserted his […]
Teachers call it cheating; Students call it TEAMWORK.
Principal to Students: You People Must Sleep Atleast seven Hours a Day. Students: Impossible Sir! College is only For 6 hours!
Teacher Told All Students in the Class to Write an Essay On IPL Cricket Match of any team. All Were Busy Writing; some on Deccan Chargers; Some on Knight Riders; Etc. Except one Sardarji Santa. He Just Wrote DUE TO HEAVY RAIN; NO MATCH!