Customer: Waiter; theres a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do; call a lifeguard?
After eating a fish Jack said dont drink water otherwise fish will start swimming in the stomach.
Try this; Its fun; Take your mobile; Select Vibrate mode and put in Water. Now give a call; your mobile wil start swimming. Its a new game called TRY and CRY!
Rajnikant was swimming in the ocean; he felt thirsty and just drank a sip of water. Now the Ocean is called Sahara desert!