Jack prays daily for Two hours. GOD; make me lucky by winning lottery. After 11 years God appeared and said: My SON atleast take a Lottery ticket and Pray!
Jack got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave 2 Dollars and took the ticket and said April fool. I already have a pass.
I won a ticket for Moon from NASA; I am going there. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dont Worry The Flight of our rocket Is After 2 Days and you can wish me in person. . . . . […]
Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.
Kanjoos Marwadi Titanic ke saath doob raha tha; Par hass raha tha. Man: oye; Kyun hass rahe ho? Kanjoos Marwadi: Shukr hai return ticket nahi kharida varna waste ho jata.