Love + Ship = Titanic. Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic park. Arnold + Gun = Terminator. You + Your smile. Oh my god. MUMMY RETURNS!
A couple were doing romance in a Taxi. Taxi driver was seeing them and Hit a pole after some distance. Then Taxi driver cried beating his head; Now I understood why TITANIC sinked.
Father of all Rajnis joke. The film Titanic was shot in Rajnikants Bathtub!
SITUATION OF BOYS: TITANIC: Jack died; Rosy escape. DEVDAS: Shahruk died; Aishwarya escape. TAJMAHAL: Ajay was killed; Pooja Gandhi escape. Last but; not least Nityananda caught by police. Ranjitha escape. MORAL: Girls are always on safer side! Wake up guys. . . wake up. . . .
A Negro died and reached heaven. ANGEL: Who are you? NEGRO 2 impress her: I am Leonardo TITANIC HERO; ANGEL got confused and asked her friend: Did TITANIC sink or Burnt?
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!