A very funny quote COME LIKE A RACER; SIT LIKE A YOGI and GO LIKE A KING! Whats funny? The slogan was written on a toilet door!
A naughty kid was sitting in toilet; but potty was not coming. After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted At least come out now duffer; I am not going to eat you!
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet: Hi how are you? He feels embarrassed but says. Doing Just fine. Person 2: So what are you up to? Person 1: well; just sitting like you. Person 2: Can i come over? Person 1: No; no i am kinda busy now. […]
Jack: When I get mad at you; you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Jill: I clean the toilet. Jack: How does that help? Jill: I use your toothbrush.
Drink two glasses of water when you wake up in the morning before toilet; before brushing teeth. Its better if you store water in a copper container at night and drink in morning. It helps cleaning your stomach.
Jack toilet me baitha tha. . . . Saamne likha tha paani ka zyada se zyada istemal kare. Now Jack at his best once again. Wo Baithe Baithe 3 Dabbe Paani Pi gaya!
Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied. Lovingly urs, == “‘I____”TOILET” -.t”””””) ___(_
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.