Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa you will die. Santa: You fool; you will die; have you not heard the announcement of train is coming on platform no.2 where you are standing.
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No; it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Dont try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam I am afraid its too heavy.
Do you want to work in Railways? Salary: 35000 Bucks per month. Job details are: The head light of Super Fast Express is under repair. Just hold a Torch and stand in front of the Running train!
Max Jumping distance of ANIMALS: Dog: 4m Cat: 3.7m Donkey: 6m Horse: 14.9m Tiger: 17.5m Balayya: Jumps 1Km from buildng to train. What a Funny animal.
Jill slept on the railway track. Jack told If train comes you will get crushed. Jill replied When whole plane went from above nothing happened then what will happen with a train. Jack: You are right! I will also sleep beside you!