Height of overstudy: A guy went to a hotel; he wanted to ask for the menu; but forgot what it was called. So he said; Waiter; SYLLABUS please.
Bill gates gave Rs.50 tip to the waiter. Waiter: Sir; Yesterday your son gave 500 bucks and you are giving only 50 bucks? Bill gates: Hes a son of a millionaire and I am a son of FARMER!
Customer: Waiter; theres a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do; call a lifeguard?
Customer: Waiter; whats the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I would not know sir; I am a waiter; not a fortune teller.
Customer: Waiter; theres a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter: Yes sir; dont worry then; anyway they are not very good swimmers.
Customer: Waiter; is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter: Cant you tell the difference by taste? Customer: No; I cant. Waiter: Then does it really matter?
Customer: Waiter; do you serve crabs? Waiter: Please sit down sir; we serve everyone.
Santa London k Hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya Waiter: What do u like 2 have sir? Santa: Ek plate egg ka Papa plz!
A 9 yr old boy went 2 an ICE CREAM parlor. Waiter: Wht do u want? Boy: Hw mch a CONE ICE CREAM costs? Waiter: Rs.15 Thn the BOY checks his pockt and asked cst of smal cone? Irritated Waiter: Rs.12 Boy ordered a smal cone; had it; paid bill […]